One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at [...]
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air. “” The blonde asks, “”Don’t you have a vase? “””
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn’t want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats [...]
51 DAYS a bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses [...]
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband. The husband made it down to Florida [...]
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to [...]
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention “”. The leader says, “”We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer? “” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the [...]
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie. “” She says, “”I know. I’m gonna get boobs too. “””
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? “” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed [...]
